this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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