If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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