she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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