is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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