ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
