matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My ass is underappreciated
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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