just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
What a dumb baby whore.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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