Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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