Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
