Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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