worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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