so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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