He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
