They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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