Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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