whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
worst night to have a conscience
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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