I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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