you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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