so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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