She's JV to your varsity
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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