yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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