hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
the raccoons are back...
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