Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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