This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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