Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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