i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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