I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
and you fell through a lawn chair
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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