I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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