I wish i was in the wii world.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
