We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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