OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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