Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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