Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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