I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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