i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My life is pants optional.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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