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say what?
wanna hang out?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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