What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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