OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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