There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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