...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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