why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
its liver damage thursday
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