Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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