thus making me awesome and them whores
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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