Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize