You smell like stripper and shame
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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