Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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