Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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