my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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