Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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