Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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