So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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