batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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