On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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