Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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