maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm sobbing to NWA
i think i just lost a toe
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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